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Liquor-Laced Milkshakes on the Hill

UD - Boozy Milkshakes at Ted's BulletinLife is full of tough choices.

Hold 'em or fold 'em. Twill or seersucker. After-dinner drink or milkshake.

Okay, maybe not that last one. And yet: we can guarantee you you'll never have to make that choice again...

Presenting Boozy Milkshakes at Ted's Bulletin, a new set of 10 milkshakes spiked with sweet, sweet liquor, available now.

They're basically the shakes you remember from childhood (or from the last time you were at Ted's), but unlike those shakes of yore, these use splashes of vodka, rum and whiskey.

In short, you'll do what you normally do: grab a seat, and order up a breakfast burrito or some meat loaf. Then, give a nod to the strange person in a black vest behind the bar. This is your "shaketender," who will be your boozy shake sommelier for the evening.

You'll be presented with a list of 10 options, including such enticing concoctions as the Grasshopper and the Baileys Caramel Macchiato. But we recommend going for the White Russian, a Dude-worthy blend of ice cream, vodka and Kahlua. Your date might want the Strawberry Daiquiri (fresh strawberries, 7Up and rum). On your next visit, you might want to change it up, opting for a milkshake version of the Fuzzy Navel or a Piña Colada.

We hear that's Jimmy Buffett's favorite too.

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