Things to do for July 09, 2009

The Weekender

Money Bags, Blonde Jokes, and Twitter's Latest Spinoff

The weekend is dodging Brüno catchphrases.

PERKS

1 New Perk

This week's perk brings you an exclusive 35 percent off a custom-fitted shirt, courtesy of the British mods at Brass Bones. Don't thank us—we do it because we care.

A STEAL

If watching Public Enemies left you nostalgic for old-timey money bags, you're in luck: Now you can get wallets made from ones used by actual old banks. The tricky part, of course, is finding an excessive amount of scratch to put in them—probably best not to follow Public Enemies on that account.

NOT JUST ANYBODY

Couture First Aid Kits

The high-design first aid kits we didn't know we wanted. These pared-down cases—marked "help, I've cut myself" or "help, I have a headache"—include pills, bandages, and all the stuff you need for minor aches and pains. Healthy folks can check out the t-shirt line, which tackles other maladies like "help, I'm blonde."

SALE-ING

75% Off at Rogan NYC

Summer is finally here, which means that, naturally, fall clothes are arriving on shelves. To make room, Rogan is unloading its spring collection, including the brand's signature tees and cotton jackets, at a steep discount. (The sale doesn't include jeans, but it will soon.) And hey, you still have two months to wear 'em.

STICKY SITUATION

Tweet My Bumper

It's easy to forget that before the Internet came along, people had to use bumper stickers to foist their views onto others. Now it's come full circle with this site, which will make you a sticker with your Twitter feed's address. And come to think of it, "I'd rather be bowhunting" is fewer than 140 characters…