Because it doesn't care if you get it chocolates or flowers...it's the weekend.
THURSDAY EVENING WINE AND WEENEEZ
Learn the art of sipping and swirling at this posh new downtown art gallery and grab a spicy LA Hottie hot dog from next door's Weeneez between lessons.
THURSDAY NIGHT WITH BEAVIS
Laugh and ponder the meaning of life during this annual animated short film festival, curated by Beavis and Butt-Head's Mike Judge and Oscar-nominated animator Don Hertzfeldt.
SATURDAY SPIRIT RE-STOCKING
Dom Perignon, Patron Tequila Anejo and other liquid goodies are discounted up to 80% at this seasonal sale. Damn, last year's bottles went fast.
SUNDAY SHOPPING FOR YOUR PAD
Your home's lacking humor—a ceramic hippo or two should take care of that. Score discounts of up to 50% off pop-art chic home furnishings and accessories designed by Jonathan Adler.
MONDAY NIGHT COMEDY
With all the buzz around her new hit Comedy Central show, see how dirty and shocking this cute, sweet Jewish girl can get.