Things to do for March 29, 2017

A Festival Where You Eat Lots and Lots of Donuts

And Also Drink Beer

By Ginger Harris

Wednesday
Wednesday Boots. Friday Loafers. 29% Off.
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Wednesday Boots. Friday Loafers. 29% Off.

The #menswear gurus behind Ankari Floruss have style instincts you can trust. For instance, they know that Wednesdays are Chelsea boot days. And that Fridays are suede tassel loafer days. So they went ahead and designed the perfect shoe for each day of the week. Then we went ahead and got 29% off for you.

Thursday
Congrats on the Donut Fest You’re About to Attend
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Congrats on the Donut Fest You’re About to Attend

Here’s a thing where you sample donuts from local shops like Mojo Donuts, then crown the winner with a Golden Donut award after you’ve eaten your way through the participants’ wares and washed everything down with local beers, vodkas, coffees and teas. Here’s to more things like this.

Fried Chicken and Cabaret
SEIZE THE CABARET

Fried Chicken and Cabaret

The Drawing Room at Shelborne is about to transform into Cabaret South Beach. And its bartenders and servers are about to transform into performers while someone tickles the ivories and you sip bourbon lemonades. The fried chicken from Sarsaparilla Club will stay the same, though. For consistency’s sake.

Friday
Something Nice to Keep the Sun Out of Your Eyes
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Something Nice to Keep the Sun Out of Your Eyes

It’s spring, which means summer in Miami, which makes this timely, ’70s-inspired collaboration between Adidas Originals and Italia Independent, well... timely. Stop by the sunglass brand’s only US location in Wynwood and try on the four offerings. Maybe you’ll like them enough to take them home. These things happen.

Saturday
There’s a Party After the Party at Pérez Art Museum
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There’s a Party After the Party at Pérez Art Museum

Say you miss the gala at PAMM. No big deal. Grab a date, toss on something snazzy, hit the after-party, have gratis cocktails, have desserts, do some dancing under the stars, rub elbows on the museum’s waterfront terraces and act like you were there the whole time.

Sunday
Something With Illusionists and Showgirls
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Something With Illusionists and Showgirls

Magic tricks. Those are cool. And turns out, illusionists Kevin and Caruso found a way to make them cooler with levitation, costumed Broadway-esque dancers and an appearance by Madame Houdini in her straitjacket. At least that’s how you should sell this thing to your date.

On a typical Wednesday, Ginger Harris is likely seeking reposado tequila, squeezing her way to the front of a concert or jumping on the back of an Indian motorcycle. That’s just Wednesdays, though.

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