Things to do for August 03, 2016

Eating House’s Munchies Dinner. It’s Back.

Rooftop Poke. PB&J Poutine. That Sort of Thing.

By Jackie Gutierrez-Jones

Roses are red, violets are blue. Weekend. 

Wednesday
Hello, Bonobos Guideshop. It’s About Time.
BO KNOWS

Hello, Bonobos Guideshop. It’s About Time.

Good afternoon, and welcome to We’re Finally Getting a Bonobos Guideshop. On this episode, exactly that happens. Which means you just show up, try on all those washed chino shorts and flower-covered shirts you’ve been admiring online, and order them right there. Tune in next week when this program doesn’t exist anymore.

Booking appointments now for Aug 12 opening, Bonobos Guideshop, 50 NW 24th St, book here

Friday
Two Hours of Beer and Never-Ending Oysters
SHUCK THE SYSTEM

Two Hours of Beer and Never-Ending Oysters

Midtown Oyster Bar is hosting their first Oyster Fest on Friday. Shockingly, it involves oysters. And how many of them you care to consume in two hours. Oh, plus $2 pints of Wynwood Brewing’s La Rubia. Because man cannot live off bivalves alone, or something.

Where You’re Watching the Olympics This Year
GOLD STANDARD

Where You’re Watching the Olympics This Year

Sure, you can watch the Olympics at home. But when presented with the option of viewing the games from a massive TV situated in a Copacabana-themed lounge at the Setai while partaking of vodka drinks garnished with gummy Olympic rings... well.

Aug 5-21 (opening ceremony party Aug 5, 7:30pm), The Lounge at the Setai, 2001 Collins Ave, Miami Beach, 305-520-6000

Saturday
A Sexy New Polynesian Spot at the 1 Hotel
FISH OUT OF WATR

A Sexy New Polynesian Spot at the 1 Hotel

We’ve been infiltrated. By poke and various other delicious Polynesian foodstuffs, but still. They’ve staked their claim on the rooftop of the 1 Hotel and named their operation Watr. They’ve even got a “cocktail-pairing connoisseur” among their ranks. Resistance is probably futile.

Sunday
Eating House’s Munchies Dinner Is Back
420/20 VISION

Eating House’s Munchies Dinner Is Back

Giorgio Rapicavoli’s 4/20 munchies dinner. If you’re one of the few who’ve gotten in, congrats. For everyone else, good news: he’s now serving seven of his best 4/20 courses, like Cap’n Crunch pancakes and PB&J poutine, until the end of September. So those seem like better odds.

Through Sep 30, $42 (minimum 2 people), Eating House, 804 Ponce de Leon Blvd, Coral Gables, 305-448-6524

Jackie Gutierrez-Jones finds unhyphenated names quaint. She believes that croquetas and gin cocktails are suitable precursors to running and hoisting heavy weights over one’s head.

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