Things to do for March 16, 2016

The Weekender

Key Words: “Volleying with Serena Williams” and “Miami Brunch Machine”

Forbidden weekend tastes the sweetest.

Wednesday
Tonight, You Clambake
CLAM I AM

Tonight, You Clambake

Izzy’s is giving you a new midweek clambake option. There will be lobsters, mussels and shrimp, Rhode Island “stuffies,” a shandy made with Narragansett and Del’s lemonade, and plenty of ice cream. And clams. This clambake also has clams.

Wednesdays through Apr 6, 6-11pm, $35, Izzy’s Fish & Oyster, 423 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, 305-397-8843

Thursday
Your Miami Music Week Highlights Go Thusly
MUSIC NOTES

Your Miami Music Week Highlights Go Thusly

The waterfront option: The Do Not Sit on the Furniture crew is hosting a beachfront party with art, DJs and yoga.
The pool party: The Shore Club is at it again with local DJ George Acosta and bubbly.
The post-dance massage: The Viceroy is offering leg massages and “detox” massages on Sunday.

You have your marching orders.

Saturday
It’s Called the Miami Brunch Machine
TALDE ORDER

It’s Called the Miami Brunch Machine

Dale Talde: big Miami Sound Machine fan. So he’s created an ’80s-themed brunch party and dubbed it the Miami Brunch Machine. Anyway, there’ll be an appropriately DJ’d soundtrack to accompany your ropa vieja dumplings and crispy avocado bao buns. Oh, life.

Sunday
A Bunch of Nice Cars on a Golf Course
PAR FOR THE CONCOURS

A Bunch of Nice Cars on a Golf Course

This Sunday, the Miami Beach Concours takes over the greens of the Miami Beach Golf Club. Among those vehicles present and accounted for will be the Ferrari 250 California and the Lamborghini Miura SV. And other cars. In conclusion: you should go there and look at cars.

Tuesday
Hitting the Court with Serena Williams
SOFT SERVE

Hitting the Court with Serena Williams

Some tennis pros will commandeer the courts in Key Biscayne this Tuesday. And sure, you can go watch Serena Williams and Richard Gasquet in action. Sip some endless bubbly, too. But for a price, you can actually play against them. And we’re practicing. And we’re practicing...

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