Things to do for October 28, 2015

The Weekender

Moonlight S’mores, Burgers and Michael Jackson

Don’t take weekend from strangers.

Wednesday
The Cypress Room, Reborn
CY OF RELIEF

The Cypress Room, Reborn

Let’s have a moment of silence for the Cypress Room.

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That was nice. Now, let’s shake it off and welcome Cypress Tavern, a casual Schwartz-ian brasserie with a wood grill and rotisserie churning out short ribs and lamb shoulder in a refreshed, deer-head-free environment. Rest easy, deer heads. Rest easy.

Thursday
Marshmallows Under the Pale Moonlight
S’MORE POWER TO YOU

Marshmallows Under the Pale Moonlight

It’s not that you’re particular about your s’mores consumption. It’s just that you won’t partake in them unless they’re accompanied by music from the Spam Allstars, Ms. Cheezious sandwiches, Airstream Apothecary drinks and some sweet, sweet moonlight. Okay, maybe just a wee bit particular.

Friday
Burgers and Sports at the St. Regis
PATTY DUKE

Burgers and Sports at the St. Regis

The new burger spot at the St. Regis is everything you want in a solid neighborhood sports bar—flat-screens behind the marble bar, deep leather booths, whiskey-spiked milkshakes and burgers topped with black truffles and grilled foie gras. Yep, that’s pretty much everything.

Opens Oct 30, BH Burger Bar, 9703 Collins Ave, Bal Harbour, 305-993-0711

Ted’s Is Kinda Sorta Back. Rejoice.
RIGHT SAID TED

Ted’s Is Kinda Sorta Back. Rejoice.

The good: Your dinner-and-a-show date nights are back, because Ted’s at YoungArts is reopening its doors with dinner-y things from Stephen Starr and performances from Seraphic Fire’s Amanda Crider.
The bad: It’ll only be open one weekend a month.
The ugly: World Series broadcast trucks, but that’s neither here nor there.

Saturday
Your Halloween Goes One of Two Ways
’WEEN SPIRIT

Your Halloween Goes One of Two Ways

In South Beach: The glorious sh*tshow that is Nightmare on the Beach is back with dueling photo booths, NO2 ice cream and a Drinkhouse Fire & Ice pop-up.
In Brickell: El Tucán will have much dancing and performances by people like fake Amy Winehouse and fake Michael Jackson. “Fake” probably wasn’t necessary.

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