Things to do for September 24, 2015

The Weekender

Dancing on a Rooftop. And in a Penthouse. With Mojitos.

When you come to a weekend in the road, take it.

Thursday
Late-Night Dancing at the Raleigh
PENTHOUSE PETS

Late-Night Dancing at the Raleigh

Jack White slept here. As did Uma Thurman. And Lindsay Lohan... well, anyway. Now, the Penthouse at the Raleigh is a quarterly late-night dance emporium. And for its first trick, it’ll be rolling out the Spam Allstars, Padrón cigars, mojitos and bottle service. To the manner born, Penthouse.

Some Motown to Set Things Off Right
FOR THE RECORD

Some Motown to Set Things Off Right

And now, an algebraic interlude. No looking at the answer key.

y = x + z

Solve for y, when x = a Motown-heavy party, and z = vinyl-only DJs.

...

Answer key: y = Friday night at the Standard.

You totally looked at the answer key.

Friday
American Cheese Mayo. It’s Happening.
DAYS OF THUNDER

American Cheese Mayo. It’s Happening.

Drinking at Better Days just got... better. Because BareRoot Kitchen will be popping up there with upscale takes on bar food. They’ll have chicharrones. They’ll have pintxos. They’ll have garlic bread topped with meatballs and American cheese mayo. Kraft Singles will not be ignored.

Every other Friday starting Sep 25, 9pm, Better Days, 500 Brickell Ave, 786-220-7690

Saturday
Your Necessary Weekend Nutella Plans
BRUNCHLINE

Your Necessary Weekend Nutella Plans

Brunch. Perfectly acceptable way to start your Saturday. In fact, it’s downright ridiculous to think you’ll get anything done before consuming the requisite amounts of Nutella french toast, shrimp eggs benedict and bottomless mimosas. Related: Angelo Pizza’s got all that. We should all strive to be a little bit less ridiculous.

You’ve Got the Salsa in You
LORD OF THE DANCE

You’ve Got the Salsa in You

A brief Q&A regarding a salsa competition on E11even’s rooftop:

Q: Do I have to be a professional to get in?
A: Nope. They’re not allowed.

Q: What if I slay the judges with my killer outer turns?
A: You’ll get $1,000.

Q: And if not...?
A: Consolation bar visits.

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