Your Perks: 1) A curated selection of the 20th century’s most iconic timepieces. And by that we mean Rolex, Cartier and the like. 2) A personally engraved bottle of Kentucky bourbon. “Happy Father’s Day” —You. 3) Enough Hugo Boss polos to kill a man. Kidding. Polos are generally nonviolent.
Things to do for June 04, 2015
Ribs, Karaoke and a Poolside The Princess Bride
Little ditty, ’bout Jack and Weekend.
Smells Like a New Restaurant in Here
Welcome to Bâoli 2.1.1. This update fixes vulnerabilities in the previous version using new art, reupholstered banquettes and a significant increase in the amounts of Maine-lobster risotto and berry-basil smashes you’ll be consuming. What to do: download and make reservations at your discretion.
Barcelona vs. Juventus vs. Chorizo
Sure, you could go to Berlin for the Champions League final. Or... you can go to Pubbelly and watch the match with a parrillada made up of chorizo, skirt steak and morcilla with a side of short rib dumplings. There are no wrong answers here.
Flintstone Ribs. Just Picture It.
Your weekend goes out like this: smoked-honey Old Fashioneds, Flintstone ribs, pickled vegetables and pecan pie topped with sweet-potato ice cream. It’s also how Swine’s Smokin’ Sundays dinner party is going out. Glad we could be here for you two.
Late-Night Karaoke-ing at Radio
Radio Bar now has a karaoke night on Sundays. That goes until 2am. With two-for-one liquor-filled beverages. Your Wilson Phillips repertoire has been put on notice.
Hello, My Name Is Inigo Montoya
And now, a few stats regarding the Shore Club’s new movie night:
Pools present and accounted for: 1
Buffalo lollipops and parmesan popcorn on the menu: some
Number of Rob Reiner films titled The Princess Bride being shown: 1
Times André the Giant will appear on screen: not enough