Things to do for April 16, 2015

The Weekender

Endless Bubbly, Neon Dancing and Feasting on Pork

The weekend will now resume its regularly scheduled programming.

Thursday
A Custom-Engraved Bottle of Dom
PERK ALERT

A Custom-Engraved Bottle of Dom

 You love your mother. But do you love her enough to get her a bottle of vintage Dom Pérignon champagne or rosé that you’ve had custom engraved with a special, heartfelt message of your choosing for Mother’s Day? There’s only one answer.

Breaking News in Juice Technology
PRESSING MATTERS

Breaking News in Juice Technology

At Jugofresh... they’re making burgers and fries. Correction: beet burgers and zucchini fries. Because some people like that sort of thing.
At Jucy Lu... they’ve opened their doors in Wynwood with cold-pressed juices and a Where’s the Beef sandwich with hemp-hummus and portobello mushroom. So BYOB (bring your own beef).

Available now at Jugofresh, various locations; now open, Jucy Lu, 2621 NW 2nd Ave, 786-303-4391

Friday
Pubbelly. Cochon. It’s Happening.
PUT A PORK IN IT

Pubbelly. Cochon. It’s Happening.

Two pork powerhouses are joining forces this Friday. And when pork powerhouses get together, they invite the chefs from Edge, the Fed and Sugarcane to assist them. And they generously pour you wine and other alcohol-filled deliciousness. And they feed you five courses full of tempeh. Kidding, it’s pork. Totally pork.

Saturday
Reading Poems. As a Pirate.
POETIC LICENSE

Reading Poems. As a Pirate.

And now, a brief haiku on an O, Miami celebration this Saturday that’ll be followed up with some barbecue:

Let’s dress like pirates.
And read poems riverside...
Loudly. Not weird, though.

Apr 18, 10am-1pm (barbecue to follow), Poetry Pirates, 19 NW S River Dr

Sunday
Thanks for the Brunch Jambalaya, Ritz
JUST SAY NOLA

Thanks for the Brunch Jambalaya, Ritz

The Ritz is heading to New Orleans for its brunch this Sunday. Well, it’s not actually driving over there or anything. Although... interesting. No, it’s bringing in a jazz band to accompany your bottomless bubbly and plates of jambalaya pasta and bananas Foster. Bananas Foster > beads.

A Symphony Barbecue Party, That’s What
RIGHT ON ’CUE

A Symphony Barbecue Party, That’s What

The New World Symphony’s celebrating the close of its season the way any true native would: with a poolside barbecue in South Beach. Naturally. A ticket grants you the aforementioned barbecue, rum drinks and live Latin rock curated by Suenalo’s Adrian Gonzalez-Arredondo. When in Rome... Miami... whatever.

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