Things to do for January 22, 2015

The Weekender

Endless Dim Sum, Quick Massages and Lots of Beer

One weekend, extra shot, no foam.

Thursday
A New Taproom to Drink Beer In
CROWD ATLAS

A New Taproom to Drink Beer In

Say you’re in the mood for something between bar and brewery. A new brick-and-map-lined taproom from the Archive Bar & Kitchen guys, with eight California beers and six wines on tap, plus bottled goods from all over. Also, bacon deviled eggs. And... that’s everything you’re in the mood for.

Friday
A Quick Massage Might Improve Your Day
PARLOR TRICKS

A Quick Massage Might Improve Your Day

Maybe you’re one of those people who’s too busy for a massage. Probably not, because that would be ridiculous. Just in case, though, there’s a new minimalist spa in Russian Hill that does chair massages in 30 minutes. Seems like a good compromise. 

Now open, Parlor, 2418 Polk St (near Union), 415-801-5758

Two New Reasons to Hit Old Oakland
DEEP IMPACT

Two New Reasons to Hit Old Oakland

If you find yourself in Oakland this weekend, the Swan’s Market building has two new spots: Deep Roots, with beer- and wine-based cocktails, and Hen House, an Italian-comfort-food joint hawking chicken crostatas and chuck roast. If you don’t find yourself there, reposition yourself.

Now open, Deep Roots, 907 Washington St (at 9th), Oakland; and Hen House, 907 Washington St (at 9th), Oakland, 510-229-4399

Saturday
The Part About Endless Dim Sum
SUM LIKE IT HOT

The Part About Endless Dim Sum

Q: How many Peking ducks and shrimp dumplings might one want in 90 minutes?
A: TBD. Chubby Noodle is doing this thing where you can brunch on an endless supply of dim sum, mimosas, sangria and beer.
Q: For 90 minutes?
A: For 90 minutes.

Sat-Sun, 10am-3pm, Chubby Noodle, 2205 Lombard St (at Steiner), 415-655-3335, reservations recommended

Unionmade’s Biannual Sale Is Here
WHAT YOU’RE ’MADE OF

Unionmade’s Biannual Sale Is Here

It’s that time again. Time for Unionmade’s biannual sale. And they’re giving you things like Gitman Vintage shirts, SNS Herning sweaters, Vintage Levi’s and the Hill-side pocket squares for 40% off. Good time.

Ongoing, Unionmade, 493 Sanchez St (at 18th), 415-861-3373

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