It came upon the midnight weekend.
If we were a betting email, we’d bet that you listened to some type of “music” during this last year. Related: here’s a new Spotify web app that breaks down the universe’s listening trends from 2014 so you can relive the past through song. Apologies in advance to any non–Ed Sheeran fans.
—Alligator.
—Python.
—Ostrich.
What you have up there is a list of animals who contributed to the making of these basketballs. Chances
you’ll be the only one at the pickup game with a python basketball: high.
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who want sriracha on everything and those who know someone like that. So odds are, there’s a place for this hot-sauce-laden stout beer in someone’s life. Yours counts, too.
“I’m going to go online and print out some holiday greeting cards depicting Father Christmas wearing various outfits from designers like Alexander Wang and Rick Owens and brands like Acne.” That’s something you can say now.
On Kempt: This is the gear you should wear on the slopes this season.
And these are the Fair Isle knit ties you should wear off the slopes this season.
On Driven: An extremely
coveted Porsche 911 rally car is up for auction. Soon to be your extremely coveted one, ideally.
Your Perks: 1) A pair of custom-made jeans you can wear for the better part of 2015 (and beyond). 2) A unique print of famous superheroes like you’ve never seen them before. Seriously, look. 3) A few things to make happy hour healthier. There’s a sentence you never thought you’d read.
