Things to do for September 25, 2014

The Weekender

A Pool Party. A Pants Party. Pumpkins.

iWeekend 6 Plus.

Thursday
If You Wear Jeans, Read This
SMARTY PANTS

If You Wear Jeans, Read This

You remember Lost Boy Dry Goods. Opened up shop about a month ago. Well, tonight they’re hosting a pants party. Which... yeah. But there’ll be gratis Bar Lab cocktails and 25% off your new jeans when you bring in an old pair. Best pants party ever.

Saturday
There’s Secret Bourbon at Lou’s
DEVIL’S ADVOCATE

There’s Secret Bourbon at Lou’s

Reports have been funneling in that Lou’s has been quietly barrel-aging things. Bourbon things. Bourbon things mixed with port wine and a hodgepodge of other unconfirmed items. You’ll be consuming this concoction, code name Lucifer’s Addiction, this Saturday. You know, if you like bourbon.

Sunday
A Pool Party. In Fall. Sure.
ELECTRIC SLIDE

A Pool Party. In Fall. Sure.

Your summer bucket list. You gave it a solid go. Except you forgot to check off: sit around a pool in swimming trunks, watching football on 25 HDTVs while a DJ spins electric lounge. Good thing Monty’s is bringing back their Electric Sundaze party with all that stuff. Close one.

Monday
Pumpkin Hand Massages. It’s a Thing.
GOURD AND MASTER

Pumpkin Hand Massages. It’s a Thing.

Pumpkins. You never know with those guys. One minute they’re popping up in pies, next they’re being fashioned into a keg. Or in this case, a scrub. See, Shore Club is using the gourd for gratis hand massages every Monday, as well as passing out prosecco. In a glass. Not a pumpkin.

Next Thursday
Behold: The District Turns One
DISTRICT LINES

Behold: The District Turns One

For the District’s one-year anniversary, you’ve got two options:

—Go the gratis-cocktails-and-passed-bites route while checking out some newly curated art from Spanish artist Domingo Zapata, or...
—Stay for the 50-seat, five-course dinner from a James Beard–semifinalist chef.

Or do both. Carpe diem and all.

Elsewhere on the Daddy

More Weekenders in Miami