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Things to do for July 17, 2014
Cap’n Crunch Pancakes, Wingtip and Every Beer Ever
The weekend was accidentally uploaded into the cloud.
What Monarch Was Missing All This Time
You thought Monarch was perfect, until you realized they didn’t have draft beer. Then you hated Monarch. Okay, not really, but your feelings were... complicated. 5:30pm is a good time to smooth things out—they’re pouring dollar drafts through tomorrow to celebrate that they have drafts. So, good cause.
The Matter of Your Shirt Is Escalating
As of now at Wingtip, you can find Agave Denim, Peter Millar shirts and Wolverine boots at exactly 67% off. Tomorrow, whatever’s left will be 68% off. Sunday: 69%. You can probably guess what’ll be happening Monday. That’s right: your weekend will be over.
You’ll Have the Cap’n Crunch Pancakes
The Willows has gotten into the brunch game, and they’re coming in hot. Cap’n Crunch Peanut Butter Chocolate Mousse Pancakes. Sausage-stuffed waffles on sticks. Pork belly donuts. When you factor in the Bloody Mary bar, the board games and the pool table, you should... factor out other post-brunch plans.
Beer Camp Has the Most Beer Ever
Yeah, Chico’s a ways away. But when a beer festival that everybody says is the biggest beer festival ever—this kickoff event’s got, oh, 112 or so breweries—well, that’s 112 or so reasons to be in Chico on Saturday. And usually you only need 63 reasons.
A Truly Historic Ice Cream Party
In 1894, the International Olympic Committee was founded at the Sorbonne. Also, Fentons started making delicious, delicious ice cream. You can decide which thing was more important at the Fentons parking-lot party on Sunday, enjoying a $1.20 sundae, and a gratis scoop of toasted almond ice cream for dessert. Advantage: Fentons.