Things to do for May 07, 2009

The Weekender

Funky Concerts, Two-for-One Oysters and a Gratis Massage

The weekend is putting on a nice shirt.

Thursday
Dine-In Theater at B.E.D.
Scorsese

Dine-In Theater at B.E.D.

Your favorite mattress-laden club transforms into a hip dinner theater hall/motel with the debut of this weekly party. Grab a date and reserve an oversize bed for a screening of The Departed, then dig in to the complimentary truffle-butter popcorn.

9pm, May 7, B.E.D., 929 Washington Ave (near 9th), 305-532-9070

Friday
Meat and Greet at Meat Market
Oystering

Meat and Greet at Meat Market

Excellent news: South Beach socialites have banded together to bring happy hour back to Lincoln Road with this new Friday afternoon soiree. The two-for-one rule applies to cocktails, oysters and shrimp, so there's no excuse not to have seconds. By which we mean fourths.

5-8pm, Fridays starting May 8, Meat Market, 915 Lincoln Rd, 305-532-0088

Saturday
Symphony and Mystery
Aural Pleasure

Symphony and Mystery

For its last concert of the season, the New World Symphony pulls out the big guns: namely, a seven-piece funk, rhythm and blues band, unlimited Chopin vodka cocktails and plenty of comely music lovers to remind you why it's great to support the arts.

$50, 9pm, May 9, 900 Biscayne Blvd (at 9th), 305-673-3330 ext. 230

Sunday
Mother's Day at Icon Brickell
Strong Hands

Mother's Day at Icon Brickell

Your mom deserves the very best—and so do you. That's why you'll want to take her to the mod Philippe Starck-designed spa at the Icon Brickell for a nice long massage—which just happens to earn you a complimentary rubdown for yourself. Remember to act surprised.

Monday
Pizza Mad Dash at Fusion
Early Birding

Pizza Mad Dash at Fusion

The piping hot organic pies at Pizza Fusion suddenly got a lot more recession-friendly now that they've introduced time-dependent pricing. Order between 5:30pm and 7pm, and your four-slice personal pizza will cost you whatever time it is (i.e., $5.50 if you order at 5:50pm). We can't wait until they take this to the lunch hour…

5:30-7pm, Mon-Thurs, Pizza Fusion, 14815 Biscayne Blvd, 305-405-6700

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