Things to do for May 07, 2009
Spring Shorts, Cassingles and Shatnerquake
The weekend is word to your mother.
Because "sorry" is the hardest word to say, why bother saying it at all? Instead, try one of these cards. With inscriptions like "I don't even know what we're arguing about" and "You are right I am wrong," they might just save your relationship. Or destroy it.
Hey, what's Mother's Day without a chugging contest? This handy stein—which holds up to 60 ounces of frosty brew—comes with a meter on the outside that measures the depth of your chug. This year, just this once, let Mom win, all right?
Summer's must-read cult novel concerns the so-called Campbellians—worshippers of Army of Darkness star Bruce Campbell—who set off an explosion that somehow brings all of William Shatner's characters into the real(-ish) world. Those characters—from Cpt. Kirk to T.J. Hooker—all want to kill the real Shatner. Awesomeness ensues.