Things to do for May 01, 2014

The Weekender

Beer Spice and Tweets You Can Touch

The weekend is betting it all on Uncle Sigh.

Damien Hirst Wants You to Have This
HIRST SO GOOD

Damien Hirst Wants You to Have This

He’s encased sharks in formaldehyde. He’s adorned human skulls with diamonds. And for Damien Hirst’s next trick, he’s... really tying your room together with a spin art rug. Because his webstore just relaunched with a ton of new chairs, art books, ashtrays and other priceless whatnots. Except, you know, with price tags.

Rubbing Your Steaks Down with Beer
THERE’S THE RUB

Rubbing Your Steaks Down with Beer

Some enterprising condiment engineers just created a spice rub made from dehydrated beer. It gives a nice, malty flavor profile to whatever grilled meats, salsas or Bloody Marys you mix it with. So have fun saying “It’s got a nice, malty flavor profile” at a lot of barbecues soon.

Genius. Stupid. Probably Both, Really.
POINT BREAK

Genius. Stupid. Probably Both, Really.

The next time someone argues against the value of the Internet, just show them this website that finds your mouse pointer and automatically displays a random picture of someone’s finger pointing (every time, without fail) at your pointer. And then congratulate them on winning the argument.

The Real-Life Version of Tweets
HOW TWEET IT IS

The Real-Life Version of Tweets

Twitter. It’s that one site. Anyway, now someone will laser-etch your favorite tweets onto wood strips or metal cards, so you can forever enshrine them in a place worthy of their wisdom. That place probably being a drawer full of tweet cards.

30% Off the Lot of C’H’C’M’
CLOTHES LINE

30% Off the Lot of C’H’C’M’

30%: The current score of The Lone Ranger on RottenTomatoes.com.
30%: The current amount that C’H’C’M’ is taking off every one of their sweatshirts, watches, shoes and other pieces of dapperness. And thus concludes today’s lesson on the importance of context...

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