Things to do for April 10, 2014

The Weekender

Margarita Popcorn, Jack Spade and Beach Checkers

The weekend can’t fight this feeling anymore.

They’re Putting Tequila in Popcorn Now
POP APPEAL

They’re Putting Tequila in Popcorn Now

It’s bad form to bring your own popcorn into a movie theater. But maybe that’s because until now, you’ve never been in possession of popcorn that tastes like margaritas, Dark and Stormys and hot toddies, and contains more alcohol than a can of beer. No one has to know you’re eating a Dark and Stormy.

Miley Cyrus vs. Science
THE WRECKONING

Miley Cyrus vs. Science

“Wrecking Ball.” You know that song. Probably better than you’d like. Well, some British physicists have concluded that entering a space with the force of an actual wrecking ball would be “well beyond known limits to what a human being can stand without severe injury.” Way to answer the hard-hitting questions, science.

“The viability of coming in like a wrecking ball,” online now

Jack Spade’s Doing Sunglasses Now
VISIONARY

Jack Spade’s Doing Sunglasses Now

Dear The Sun,
Thanks for being all painfully bright and such. Without your blinding UV rays, Jack Spade might never have started making these vintage-inspired polarized masterpieces we’re about to adorn ourselves with.
Best,
[Your eyes’ names here]

The Gospel of Food According to Texas
TEX RETURN

The Gospel of Food According to Texas

The chef laureate of Texas deliciousness, Dean Fearing, has a new cookbook on how to make some of the Lone Star State’s most beloved edible things like chilaquiles, cilantro-hollandaise-topped crab benedict and fried peach pies. Yep. All the light, delicate fare Texas is known for.

The Unofficial Checkerboard of Beaches
CHECK YOURSELF

The Unofficial Checkerboard of Beaches

Some people bring blankets to the beach. Far fewer people bring checkerboards. And fewer people still bring a seafoam-green checkerboard blanket with glazed ceramic pieces and challenge the bronzed masses to relaxing board games. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new frisbee.

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