April showers bring May weekends.
Your Perks: 1) 39% off a supremely versatile wireless speaker that’s ideal for any shelf, desk or beach blanket. 2) 25% off the most comfortable leather shoes of all time. 3) A selection of top-grade whiskeys from around the world. Yes, that includes Scotland.
Last week, astronomers at Yale discovered a faintly pink, frozen planet in the outer limits of our solar system. And they’re tentatively calling it “Biden.” Presumably because of its shrewd diplomatic skills and brilliant smile. And not at all because it’s that light-pink thing in the background.
Right now, it’s fly-fishing season. And right... now, you have no excuse for not partaking in one of America’s favorite leisurely pastimes. Because Patagonia made you these uncomplicated fly rods for your maiden voyage. Or for using as props while making up a story about that time you went fly-fishing.
NAME: Dock Street Walker.
ORIGIN: West Philadelphia (born and raised...).
TYPE OF BEER: American pale stout.
INGREDIENTS: Malted wheat, oats, flaked barley, organic cranberry, smoked goat
brains.
TASTING NOTES: Delicate, earthy overtones with a slight tartness and a hint of telling
people you drank beer made with goat brains.
Imagine if there were a website that combed through all of the videos on the Internet, sorted the best ones into channels and put everything in one easily navigable TV Guide–esque format. Nice, you’ve just imagined something not entirely original. You’re still welcome to enjoy its services, though.
If you don’t have a Swiss Army knife, good. Because that means you’re automatically in the market for one of these British Army knives. They’ve got three pieces: a sheepsfoot blade, a can opener and a marlin spike. It doesn’t matter what that is because it’s called a marlin spike.
