Your Perks: 1) A pair of cufflinks... that also happen to be functioning lighters. Offering a light will never be the same. 2) Handsome Moscow Mule mugs made from 100% copper—so they’ll last forever. 3) 59% off gallery-worthy canvases from Banksy. Maybe you’ve heard of him.
Things to do for March 27, 2014
Taco Emergencies, Bourbon and Your Conscience
Business in the front, weekend in the back.
A Fine Reason to Mash Your Keyboard
Go to this website.
Bang on your keyboard.
Pretty cool, huh...
Your Conscience Will Look Nice in This
If you’re not wearing a fair-trade cotton sweatshirt from India or some responsibly made sneakers from Kenya, don’t worry. You’re still a good person. But now that you’ve found this site specializing in ethically sustainable clothes, you can become an even better person. Or at least a person with new boardshorts.
In Case of a Taco Catastrophe...
When you have an emergency, you dial 911. Unless that emergency involves sudden, uncontrollable pangs for tacos. In that case, you go to this website that does nothing but direct you to the nearest place with tacos. It’s a simple service, but an important one.
50% Off a Hell of a Lot of Gitman
Honestly, you have enough Gitman Bros. shirts. What you really need is some of those good half-price Gitman Bros. shirts. And as fortune would have it, there’s now an entire webpage devoted to those kinds of Gitman shirts. Maybe bookmark it twice just to be safe.
A Biographical Account of Bourbon
Sure, you might have enjoyed a sip of bourbon before. Possibly on Bourbon Street. While eating a bourbon-glazed pork chop and wearing bourbon-scented aftershave. But until you read this 288-page historical treatise on the amber nectar, you’ll never know the whole story. Or own an entire book devoted to bourbon.