Your Perks: 1) 30% off Karma—a tiny box that turns you into a walking wi-fi hotspot. 2) Powerhouse umbrellas that can withstand even polar-vortex-level winds. 3) Up to 25% off an extremely useful device for keeping track of your valuables. That’s right: no more scrambling to find your keys/wallet/dog.
Things to do for January 23, 2014
Portland, Bieber and Sex with Google Glass
Ladies, please... there’s plenty of weekend to go around.
Manifest Destiny. It’s what stretched our great nation from sea to shining sea. And it continues as our free mobile app, The Next Move, is now live in Portland, Oregon. It will direct you toward great oysters, serious cocktails or the nearest vegan strip club. Because that’s a thing in Portland.
How to Have Sex Using Google Glass
If you happen to be one of the few who already have Google Glass, we thought we should tell you that there’s an app coming out that helps improve sex (let’s just say that a POV camera is involved). If you don’t, well, there’s always Marvin Gaye.
Justin Bieber’s Arrest, by the Numbers
30: MPH over the speed limit his Lamborghini was going.
0: Valid licenses he was driving with.
1: Models he was driving with.
100: Percent chance you saw this coming eventually.
Otter Wax Will Groom You Now
Winter is a cold, relentless beast. But damn if it doesn’t smell good—especially in the case of Otter Wax’s new lineup of spruce-scented colognes, apple cider lip balms and other things you’d find at an apothecary in the depths of a Maine pine forest. Or on the Internet.
Seize sur Vingt Is Allergic to Money
Or so it would seem, considering they’ve just knocked about 60% off their tailored camel-hair blazers and suede boots, and at least a couple magenta-colored swimming trunks, for this weekend only. And if anyone can pull off the blazer-boots-and-trunks combo, it’s... nobody, so don’t wear this all at once.