Things to do for December 05, 2013

The Weekender

Sriracha Eggs Benedict, a New Bar and Bettie Page

Nothing outlasts the weekend. It keeps going, and going...

Thursday
A New Bar from the Cipriani Guys
CIP AND SWIRL

A New Bar from the Cipriani Guys

We’re going to assume you’re still into this whole “cocktailing” thing. Crazy, we know. So we thought you should be aware of a handsome new spot from the Cipriani crew. It’s called (wait for it...) Cipriani Bar. Great spot for a Bellini while overlooking the water. Scotch works, too.

Saturday
Endless Afternoon Feasting at POC
JUST A BRUNCH

Endless Afternoon Feasting at POC

POC’s dabbling in the hallowed brunch space. Okay, it’s not exactly dabbling. More like... whatever’s the opposite of dabbling. Because for $21, you’ll get limitless amounts of stuff like sriracha eggs benedict and Belgian waffles. Oh, and they’ll have Bloody Marias with tequila for $12. Helps the waffles go down.

Behold: The Everlasting Brunch
CALL IT A DAY

Behold: The Everlasting Brunch

And in other brunch news, this: an all-day affair at the Ritz on South Beach from NYC brunch-party impresarios Day & Night. Champagne: check. Sparklers: check. DJ: check. Half-naked servers bringing you french toast with bourbon maple syrup at 9pm: check. But we’re not responsible for where that syrup ends up.

Spending a Night with Bettie Page
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Spending a Night with Bettie Page

This Saturday, O Cinema’s screening Bettie Page Reveals All. And sure, that’s great. But the part you’ll want to stick around for is the Q&A after the film with pinup photographer Bunny Yeager. Then you can really settle that whole “does cheetah-print chafe” thing.

Sunday
A NSFW Chat with Some NBA Players
GAME ON

A NSFW Chat with Some NBA Players

It’s hard out there for an NBA player. And Chris Gatling, Anthony Mason and Kenny Anderson are going to break it all down for you. Business. Gold diggers. Their, um... sexual exploits. It’s called the NBA Penis Monologues. And it’s happening this Sunday. Maybe buy the poor stiffs a drink afterward.

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