These just in: 1) The most comfortable and technologically advanced pants known to man, 48% off. 2) 20% off the Equil JOT—an amazing smartpen that syncs everything you write to your devices. 3) An exclusive box of the world’s most exquisite spirits, delivered every month. It’s almost too easy.
Things to do for November 07, 2013
Hot Shaves, $1.01 Beer and All That Jazz
The weekend came to get down, so get out your seat and jump around.
Limitless Hot Shaves. And Beer.
Q. What’s not included in Junior & Hatter’s new $150 November package?
a) Unlimited hot shaves and mustache shaping.
b) Beer and wine.
c) Quality time rescuing Princess Peach on a Nintendo 8-bit.
A. Trick question. It’s all included. But seriously... Super Mario Bros.
The grand dame of Miami bars is turning 101. To celebrate: $1.01 beer and drinks from 6 to 7:41pm (yes, 7:41pm). Then, starting at 8, a $10 cover gets you 101 minutes of open bar. Pretty nice. Also nice: the gumbo and burgers they’ll be dishing up. Pairs nicely with things like... open bar.
In Other Brickell Birthday News...
And right down the road, OTC turns one. If you’re thinking, “Convenient,” why yes, it is. To commemorate this momentous occasion, you’ll enjoy gratis apps from their new fall menu and discounted prices on special-release brews from Cigar City and Funky Buddha. They grow up so fast.
Things you’ll see:
—Sexy synchronized swimmers.
Things you’ll taste:
—Food from Blue Collar and the Fed.
Things you’ll do:
—Cannonballs. Into the pool. With Van Halen’s “Jump” as your accompaniment. Gets them every time.
So the Miami Nice Jazz Festival winds up this Sunday. And it’s saying so long with a closing party at the Riviera, replete with sultry blues music, copious amounts of cocktails and gratis fare from Moreno’s Cuban Restaurant. Croquetas. Blues. Makes perfect sense.