Things to do for August 15, 2013

The Weekender

Drinking Sake, Eating Fritas and Dressing Like Bond

What we’ve got here is a failure to weekend.

Thursday
A New Lair of Italian Handsomeness
SUIT YOURSELF

A New Lair of Italian Handsomeness

James Bond. Maybe you’ve heard of him. British guy. Likes martinis. Cleans up okay. About that: Brioni—who made 007’s tux in Casino Royale—have opened up in Bal Harbour. They do the made-to-measure Italian suit thing with a couple of shoes and silk ties thrown in for good measure. You know what to do.

Now open, Brioni, 9700 Collins Ave, Bal Harbour, 305-868-9399

Art. Coffee. Corned Beef. This.
KNOCK ON ’WOOD

Art. Coffee. Corned Beef. This.

Shh. Don’t say a word. Just follow us into this gallery. Because we’re taking you to a new hidden lunch spot. It’s called the Wynwood Café. They’re making stuff like corned beef sandwiches, grilled cheese and lattes. And everything’s under five bucks. That’s happening right now. So go. Like, now.

Friday
Little Lotus Is Back. Rejoice.
WIZARDS OF OZ

Little Lotus Is Back. Rejoice.

Little Lotus. You were sad to see them go. But hey, good news. They’re back. And they’ve taken over the Ozzi space in Downtown and filled it with their torched squid and crispy paratha cake. And tomorrow, you’ll get a gratis bottle of sake with dinner. Hell of a comeback.

Now open (grand opening Aug 16, 6-11pm), Ozzi by Little Lotus, 200 SE 1st St, Ste 101, 786-704-8003

Palo Turns 10. You Get Fritas.
PALO MINE

Palo Turns 10. You Get Fritas.

Your favorite Cuban funk band is clearing a decade. And they’re celebrating with a live performance at PAX, gratis fritas, ice cream from Azucar and T-shirts for the first 100 guests. Oh, and the whole thing’s being filmed for their next music video. Make sure they get your good side.

Wednesday
Parisian Piano Lounging in SoBe
FLAT LINE

Parisian Piano Lounging in SoBe

The Flat is kicking off a new lounge night on Wednesdays. The theme: Parisian piano lounge. You’ll settle in with a cocktail. Listen to Brendan O’Hara and Big Brooklyn Red tickle the ivories. And affect an air of “voulez-vous coucher” when ordering your bubbly. Yeah, definitely do that.

Wednesdays, 8pm, The Flat, 500 S Pointe Dr, Ste 180, Miami Beach, 305-531-3528

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