But this just in—Downtown has these crazy things called…lofts. And things can get pretty insane in those too.
Introducing LoftSEVEN, a new penthouse suite created to handle any private party you could dream up—especially one that might involve a 20-person rooftop Jacuzzi.
It's technically a residence at the top of the Haas Building, but a residence built as an event space with a large marble bar, an eight-foot drop-down HD projector screen, a Polite in Public photo booth and a giant kitchen for your chef of choice. (You owe Cimarusti a call anyway—it's been a while.)
But it all becomes more enticing when you step into the private elevator and ascend to the roof, stocked with barbecues, a wraparound sound system and a second kitchen. Oh, and a former helipad that's been sagely reconfigured as a glass-enclosed Jacuzzi for you and 19 of your closest friends, with killer views of Downtown all around you.
Not that your party won't offer some enticing views of its own.