Things to do for February 14, 2013

The Weekender

A Valentine’s Threesome and Other Weekend Essentials

Roses are red, weekends are blue.

Thursday
Half-Off Grilled Cheese at Heywood
CHEESE LOUISE

Half-Off Grilled Cheese at Heywood

You know what says “you’re special” on Valentine’s Day: six courses and candles and wine and stuff. You know what else says... something sort of similar: half-off grilled cheese at Heywood. Anything they’ve got, until 3am. We were sort of joking earlier, but a 2:45am grilled cheese run is actually pretty chivalrous.

In the Event of a Threesome...
THE GIVING THREE

In the Event of a Threesome...

So weird. Most Valentine’s-related hotel packages seem to only have enough bed space for two. Not so at the Petit Ermitage—they’ve got a specially set up suite for three with some champagne, a Twister board, a free dirty movie and double-headed lollipops. Sharing is caring.

Through Feb 28, $325 and up, Petit Ermitage, 8822 Cynthia St, West Hollywood, 310-967-6335

Pretty Woman: Now a Live Musical
WOMAN ON TOP

Pretty Woman: Now a Live Musical

This being Los Angeles, your Valentine’s Day options are not complete until you’ve considered working in a hooker with a heart of gold. Enter The Marshalls, Rockwell’s new musical tribute to the movies of Garry and Penny—including Pretty Woman and Big. Wonder where they’ll find the giant floor piano.

Saturday
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
DEAD MEN WALKING

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Sometimes you go to the theater and feel like it doesn’t relate much to your life. But going to Theatre Asylum for a seminar about what to do if a bunch of reanimated corpses take over the world and want to eat you—well, that’s just good common sense, really.

A Very Special Tribute to Angelyne
FULLY ’VETTED

A Very Special Tribute to Angelyne

Our city’s most important celebrity—Angelyne, obviously—gets a retrospective exhibit on Saturday. Expect Angelyne, in the flesh. And her pink Corvette, in the, um, whatever the car equivalent to flesh is.

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