Things to do for February 14, 2013

The Weekender

Mojito Cupcakes, Open Bars and Booby Tassels

Die Hard: With a Weekend

Thursday
Sexy Burlesque at the Colony
LIFE’S A CABARET

Sexy Burlesque at the Colony

Hey, you’ll probably want to line up a date tonight. Preferably one who enjoys Parisian show tunes and cabaret dancers flitting around in boas and tassels. Shouldn’t be too difficult. Anyway, it’s all going down at the Colony Theatre. The things you do for lust...

Wynwood: Now with Mojito Cupcakes
PIECE OF CAKE

Wynwood: Now with Mojito Cupcakes

So, Bunnie Cakes. They’re a local vegan cupcake delivery outfit. Yes, your favorite. But seriously, they’ve just opened their first brick-and-mortar in Wynwood. And they make a little thing there called mojito cupcakes. You should probably pay them a visit.

Friday
Pretend You’re on a Boat...
SHORE THING

Pretend You’re on a Boat...

In honor of the Boat Show this weekend, Bâoli is throwing a Love Boat–themed after-party. Basically, their outdoor garden is being transformed into a night at sea with nautical decor, waitresses dressed as sailors, flutes of champagne and a bunch of fresh seafood. Remember: port, left; starboard, right.

Feb 15, 7pm-4am, Bâoli Miami, 1906 Collins Ave, Miami Beach, 305-674-8822

And the Couples Stuff Continues
ENCORE VALUES

And the Couples Stuff Continues

Valentine’s Day. It’s not over until the fat lady sings... some Afro-Cuban funk music at PAX. Which is convenient, because tomorrow, they’re playing some Afro-Cuban funk music at PAX. A $50 bar tab goes to the best dancing couple. We suggest showing a little leg.

Sunday
Honoring the Abbey
ABBEY ROAD

Honoring the Abbey

You know the Abbey. SoBe’s oldest brewpub. Well, they’re celebrating the one-year anniversary of their expansion by giving you an open bar from 1 to 2pm, $5 craft beer and gratis pub snacks all day. Maybe clear your schedule.

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