Things to do for January 17, 2013

The Weekender

A Massive Karaoke Party and Other Weekend Essentials

Argo weekend yourself.

Thursday
33% Off Nice Things for Your Body
PERK ALERT

33% Off Nice Things for Your Body

First, we’d like you to undress. And then accept a bonus $50 toward clothes from Gant, McNairy and more at the online handsomeness shop Wittmore. Next, pick out some nifty water-and-wind-repellent pants and coats for over 30% off. And for the final touch: slide on these HD-video-camera-equipped sunglasses. There. You’re set.

Some Serious After-Work Drinks
RELIEF PITCHER

Some Serious After-Work Drinks

Not all cocktail pitchers are created equal. Take SouthStreet. Starting tonight, they’re filling them with concoctions (like a Basil Collins) from the Bar Lab guys for $35. Also new: the happy hour bar menu. It’ll have fried catfish fingers. No, you can’t order them by the pitcher.

Mon-Fri, 4-7pm, SouthStreet, 4000 NE 2nd Ave, 305-573-5474

Friday
A DJ and a Cellist Walk into a Club
STRING THEORY

A DJ and a Cellist Walk into a Club

Tomorrow night, the New World Center is turning into a bona fide SoBe club. Yup, the Frank Gehry–designed building will be filled with pulsing lights, a thumping DJ and... a live symphony orchestra to accompany the sets. Great if you like your house music with a lot of tuba.

Saturday
Just a Giant Field of Beer
HOP TO IT

Just a Giant Field of Beer

Here’s a good reason to go to Marlins Park: beer. Lots of it. Like a whole festival dedicated to the stuff, with live music, food trucks (Latin Burger, Ms. Cheezious...) and dozens of breweries. Expect locals like Wynwood Brewing Company and Gravity Brewbar... unless they get traded to the Toronto Beer Festival tomorrow.

A Secret 1920s-Style Speakeasy
ONE-NIGHT STAND

A Secret 1920s-Style Speakeasy

So Art Deco Weekend starts tomorrow. It’s that weekend... that celebrates art deco... Anyway, this year they’re hosting a 1920s-themed speakeasy party. The location: secret. You’ll have to go to the Art Deco Welcome Center to get the address (and key). Also, you’ll have to really like flappers, caviar and vodka.

Tuesday
The Stage Gets All Karaoke on You
SING SING

The Stage Gets All Karaoke on You

Tuesday night karaoke: you’re always game. And if there were ever a place to make it happen, it’s the Stage. Probably because it, you know, has a stage. Plus beer, cocktail and shot specials. Other karaoke essentials.

Tuesdays, 8pm, The Stage, 170 NE 38th St, 305-576-9577

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