Things to do for August 16, 2012

The Weekender

Naked Art, the 1980s and the Best of Brazil

Mess with the bull, you get the weekend.

Thursday
Friday
An All-Night Dance Party... in a Gym
SHAKE WEIGHTS

An All-Night Dance Party... in a Gym

Gyms. You can work out in them. You can pretend to do yoga in them. Also, and this is just for tomorrow night, you can attend an epic, eight-hour dance party with DJ sets until 5am, shiny disco balls and complimentary mezcal cocktails... in them. Bring a spotter.

Aug 17, 9pm-5am, $35, Body & Soul, 3183 SW 38th Ct, 305-441-2348

Saturday
A Gallery Night with Nudity
BARENAKED LADIES

A Gallery Night with Nudity

Art galleries. Your go-to for: 1) a second date, 2) black turtlenecks, 3) tasteful nudes. Now that we’ve established that, consider heading to Locust Projects on Saturday night, where there’s an art show celebrating the female form... and vino. Mother Nature’s greatest creations.

Reception Aug 18, 7-9pm; exhibit through Aug 25; Locust Projects, 3852 N Miami Ave, 305-576-8570

Bowling with Big Hair. And Spandex.
MEMORY LANE

Bowling with Big Hair. And Spandex.

Gutter balls. Anthony Michael Hall. Wayfarers. Three things that have nothing in common. Except for this Saturday, when you’ll don your finest acid-wash for Lucky Strike’s ’80s night. It’ll be you, the sounds of Heart, and ’80s-themed flicks and cocktails. Tab may or may not be involved.

Going Brazilian at Bâoli
RIO GRAND

Going Brazilian at Bâoli

You could wait until 2016 to get your fill of all things Brazil. Or you can play the instant-gratification card when the Brazilian Film Festival kicks off with a samba-fueled fete this Saturday. Expect cachaça cocktails, gratis bites and Brazilian actresses. You may have seen them in... nothing you’ve ever heard of.

Monday
Buckets of Bubbly at Mister Collins
CORKED

Buckets of Bubbly at Mister Collins

You’ve always been a glass-infinitely-half-full type of person. So you’ll want to stop by Mister Collins, which has now gone bottomless on their Laurent-Perrier. Keep your optimism in check, though—they’ll cut you off after an hour. Hey, you know what they say about all good bottomless things...

Mon-Fri, 6-7pm, no cost, Mister Collins, 10295 Collins Ave, Bal Harbour, 305-455-5460

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