Things to do for July 13, 2012

The Weekender

Liquid Cheesecake and Infinite Crab Claws

There’s no “I” in the weekend.

Going Out Like It’s 1975

Going Out Like It’s 1975

The Donkey Show. What it’s not: a tequila-fueled stage performance in Tijuana. What it is: a disco dance show where you’ll be asked to assist the leisure-suit-wearing cast. And by assist, we mean do the hustle.

A Burlesque-Themed Snow-Crab Feast

A Burlesque-Themed Snow-Crab Feast

Tonight, Kitchen 305’s hosting a Friday the 13th fete. So, naturally, it’s going to get weird. All-you-can-eat snow crab and burlesque show weird. Bring a bib for the drawn-butter-soaked crustaceans. And some tassels. For, you know, whatever.

Jul 13, 10pm, $49.95, Kitchen 305, 16701 Collins Ave, Sunny Isles Beach, 305-749-2110

Celebrating the French. With Ping-Pong.

Celebrating the French. With Ping-Pong.

Long ago, an important battle went down in a French prison. And tomorrow, you’ll honor that battle... with ping-pong... at Chalk. In between sets, grab an absinthe cocktail and a crepe while a DJ spins something French-sounding. Berets are incredibly optional.

Jul 14, 10pm (gratis champagne and absinthe cocktails 10-11pm), Chalk, 1234 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, 305-532-8662

Beachside Bocce and Cocktails

Beachside Bocce and Cocktails

Not that you need an excuse for some champagne on a Sunday, but Bella Beach’s Midsummer White Party is a pretty good one. Start with the bubbly, end with some bocce and paddleboarding. Or start with bubbly, end with more bubbly. Then call out on Monday.

Jul 15, noon, Bella Beach, 18001 Collins Ave, Sunny Isles Beach, 305-692-5777

Some Fried Shellfish Action on Harding

Some Fried Shellfish Action on Harding

Liquid cheesecake with frozen chocolate rocks. You’re not eating that right now. But you want to. And you will Tuesday, when Area 31’s Ben Murray turns up at the Pop-Up Harding Dinner Series. Also on the menu: fried oysters with “smoked” Thousand Island. Oh, wait, we just spoiled the secret sauce...

Jul 17-19, 9-10pm, $55, Josh’s Deli, 9517 Harding Ave, Surfside, 305-397-8494, RSVP required

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