Things to do for July 05, 2012

The Weekender

Slip ’N Slide, Sweetbreads and Pitchers of Sake

Don’t count the weekend before it hatches.

Thursday
GuyandGirl’s First-Ever Warehouse Sale
GIRL TALK

GuyandGirl’s First-Ever Warehouse Sale

So, GuyandGirl’s having a warehouse sale. And by warehouse, they mean the air-conditioned confines of the Shelborne. Everything is up to 80% off, including swim trunks from Onia, J Brand jeans and Del Toro velvet slippers. Hey, feet, you’re welcome.

Friday
Sra. Martinez Says Adios
THE LAST SUPPER

Sra. Martinez Says Adios

Tomorrow night, Sra. Martinez shuts its doors forever. But first, an epic goodbye feast filled with the likes of bone marrow, eel blossoms and sweetbreads in sriracha sauce. If you’re going to go out, go out with an eel blossom.

A Bar with a Slip ’N Slide
SLIP SERVICE

A Bar with a Slip ’N Slide

Here’s some breaking news: it’s still hot. So Tobacco Road is rolling out a 30-foot dual-track Slip ’N Slide on their patio to accompany your summer imbibing. Partake in some frosty beers and their Angus Road Burger before tackling the slides. On second thought... make that after.

Fridays through Sep 7, 6-11:59pm, Tobacco Road, 626 S Miami Ave, 305-374-1198

Saturday
Hula-Hooping at the Standard
HOOP, THERE IT IS

Hula-Hooping at the Standard

The Standard. Great spot for a massage. Or a cocktail. Or a cocktail by a pool. And now: hula-hoop cardio. Yes, your usual spot for oceanside unwinding is now your go-to spot for a hula-hoop fitness class. Okay, it’s your only spot for a hula-hoop fitness class, but still...

Monday
A Refined Night of Sake... and Wings
EASTERN PROMISES

A Refined Night of Sake... and Wings

Sake cocktails and chicken wings. Sure, why not. To find them, head to the DiLido between the days of Monday and Saturday. It’s when they get crazy on the robata (with the wings and the ponzu and the miso). And when you’ll be able to order sake by the pitcher.

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