Things to do for April 12, 2012

The Weekender

Sexy Trivia, Suggestive Dancing and LeBron James

Frankly, the weekend doesn’t give a damn.

Thursday
Feeling Bubbly at Meat Market
POP OFF

Feeling Bubbly at Meat Market

The French: always talking about their terroir. Well, they’re finally backing up that talk. This evening, stop by Meat Market, where (generous) pours of Krug will be paired with the very best in champagne-supporting small plates. You can probably assume this won’t include pigs in a blanket.

Friday
Buying LeBron’s Clothes Anywhere
LAUNCH PAD

Buying LeBron’s Clothes Anywhere

LeBron James. Knows how to dunk a basketball. And apparently, how to launch a website. Because tomorrow at 11am, the online component for his store, Unknwn, goes live. Now you can get your A.P.C. jeans anywhere, at any time. Even inside the Heat locker room. Assuming they have wi-fi in there.

New website launches Apr 13, 11am, Unknwn, 19501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, 305-937-2103

Couscous and Dance. Together at Last.
TUNISIAN NIGHTS

Couscous and Dance. Together at Last.

File this under second-date appropriate. Tomorrow at the Light Box, Radhouane El Meddeb, a Tunisian performance artist, will cook you dinner. While he dances. Poetically. So there’ll be leaping and twirling and the rhythmic simmering of lamb couscous. Some spillage should probably be expected.

Saturday
A Two-Day Feast in Coconut Grove
SAMPLE SALE

A Two-Day Feast in Coconut Grove

After a season full of food festivals, you could really go for... another food festival. So head to the Great Taste of the Grove, where local restaurants (like Spartico, Chart House and Jaguar) will be serving up samples of the ceviche and flatbread variety. Good thing you’ve been training.

Tuesday
Crazy, Sexy Trivia at Ricochet
QUIZ SHOW

Crazy, Sexy Trivia at Ricochet

Random facts: you know a few. Risqué random facts: you know more than a few. So Tuesday night, you’ll enter the sex, drugs and rock and roll trivia contest at Ricochet. There’ll be brain food (PBR and gratis pizza). Also, multiple questions regarding alternate uses for handcuffs.

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