Things to do for April 05, 2012

The Weekender

Bocce, Sliders and Your Dog

The weekend is getting its green jacket dry-cleaned.

Thursday
Lunch: Now with More Sliders
MIDDAY

Lunch: Now with More Sliders

We need to talk about your lunch. See, it was missing something: osso buco. Also: Kobe beef. And pork. In slider form... Luckily, Cafeina’s now serving up exactly that. There’s an express window if you can’t wait—just prepare to be mauled when you return to the office.

Saturday
Skating into the Record Books
ON A ROLL

Skating into the Record Books

You’ve known it for years: you’re destined to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Now’s your chance: some goofballs/geniuses are putting together the longest ever conga line on roller skates at this pop-up rink. (They’re also serving free treats from CoolHaus.) It was this or a beard of bees.

Apr 7, noon-4pm, no cost, Collins Park, 201 21st St, Miami Beach, RSVP here

Playing Bocce on South Beach
ROLL WITH IT

Playing Bocce on South Beach

You’ve doubled your morning laps. You’re cutting back on desserts. Yep, it’s bocce season. Every Saturday through June 30, over pork ribs, live bossa nova and $5 Bellinis, you’ll demonstrate your touch on the outdoor court at Lantao’s new pool bar. Don’t forget to compensate for the breeze.

Trio on the Bay Turns One
MILESTONES

Trio on the Bay Turns One

At Trio on the Bay’s one-year anniversary, you’ll find gratis vodka cocktails from 10 to 11pm and butler-passed bites. Then, the after-party: a red carpet, plus a haze of spandex-clad dancers, DJs and bottle service. So basically, just like your first birthday party.

Apr 7, dinner 5pm, party 10pm, no cost, Trio on the Bay, 1601 79th St Cswy, North Bay Village, 305-866-1234, RSVP here

Tuesday
Beer. Puppies. Go.
HAIR OF THE DOG

Beer. Puppies. Go.

Beer loves you unconditionally. And so does your pup. So World of Beer wants to reward the loyalty of both with treats during their Yappy Hour. You’ll get $1 off dog-related beers (like Flying Dog) for bringing Fido. Or, you know, whatever you named your dog.

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