Things to do for February 09, 2012

The Weekender

Punch Bowls, Jazz and 100 Sex Scenes

Cupid is pointing his weekend at you.

Thursday
Getting Backstage at Coachella
ALL-ACCESS

Getting Backstage at Coachella

Other people get Coachella tickets and... go to Coachella. But if you’ve got a few grand lying around, you’ll get a room at the Redbury Thursday night before you go, car service to and from the festival—and two all-access artist passes. Dre’s messenger is notoriously unreliable.

Apr 20-22, one package available now, $5,999, The Redbury, 1717 N Vine St, reserve at 323-962-1717 or email here

Saturday
A Romantic Getaway for Threesomes
THREE’S COMPANY

A Romantic Getaway for Threesomes

If your V-Day is looking a little crowded, consider Petit Ermitage. They’ve got a package for threesomes that includes a bottle of champagne, chocolates and dinner for three on the rooftop. If there are only two of you, they’ll give you an inflatable third person at check-in. Not kidding.

Through February, $595/night, Petit Ermitage, 8822 Cynthia St, West Hollywood, 310-967-6335

Monday
Radiohead Jazz at Artisan House
NEW YORKE

Radiohead Jazz at Artisan House

Inside Downtown’s densely packed home of cocktails, cheese carts and gelatinous scotch, the proprietors of Artisan House have somehow made room for a jazz band every Monday. It’s the kind of jazz band that covers anything from Paul Simon to Radiohead. Sort of the musical equivalent of gelatinous scotch.

Mondays, 7-11pm, Artisan House, 600 S Main St, Downtown, 213-622-6333

Tuesday
Punch Bowls for Two at Oldfield’s
PUNCH DRUNK LOVE

Punch Bowls for Two at Oldfield’s

You could do the whole prix fixe thing. Or you could reserve a table for two at Culver City’s old-timey saloon, where you’ll get chocolates and a giant punch bowl filled with bourbon, champagne and chartreuse liqueur. By the time it’s empty, you’ll know how you feel about each other.

Feb 14, $60/couple, Oldfield’s, 10899 Venice Blvd, Culver City, 310-842-8066

One Night, 100 Crazy Sex Scenes
MAKING A SCENE

One Night, 100 Crazy Sex Scenes

If you want a romantic movie date on Tuesday—don’t go to the Silent Movie Theatre. They’ve cut a wild Valentine’s Day film that’s just 100 insane sex scenes thrown together. Think Jeremy Irons palming Juliette Binoche’s face in Damage... and 99 other bits that aren’t overly concerned with plot.

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