Things to do for December 01, 2011

The Weekender

An Erotic Bouncy Castle, Champagne and Other Weekend Essentials

The weekend is honored to be nominated for best contemporary folk performance by a group or duo.

Pleasure. Lots and Lots of Pleasure.
DREAM HOUSE

Pleasure. Lots and Lots of Pleasure.

Wow. Where to start. This purveyor of pleasure-giving objects has put together a greatest-hits package for, you know, not you, but... people. It includes four different intimacy-enhancing toys. Sorry, make that five. Also: 60 condoms and a black and pink moon bounce. We humbly suggest bringing a camcorder.

An App That Sends Real Postcards
POST UP

An App That Sends Real Postcards

Some things are just better old-school. Golf pants, for instance. Also: a postcard. This app lets you design your own greeting with photos and text, and then sends an actual warm, fuzzy, flammable postcard. Keep those pictures clean. Or clean-ish.

There’s Whiskey in Your Book
LITERATURE

There’s Whiskey in Your Book

That set of corporate tax law volumes adorning your bookshelf: impressive. What would make it more impressive: if one of them contained a flask of 50-year scotch. Hence, these hiding nooks of booze, disguised as finance books, medical books, cooking books and—naturally—parenting books.

Hey, a Tub-Side Champagne Chiller
BUBBLE BATH

Hey, a Tub-Side Champagne Chiller

Look. You’ve had a long day, making friends, figuring out your holiday party’s Rockette budget. Now it’s time for the obligatory champagne-soaked bubble bath. To assist: this cooling bucket that’ll keep your champagne on ice right on the edge of your tub. This might also be a good time for Rockettes.

The Best Gifts. At Least Photos of Them.
1,000 WORDS

The Best Gifts. At Least Photos of Them.

These guys will send a Polaroid of any of their various curios (hand-painted surfboard fins, 1940s table mics) for 99 cents. It’s literally the least you could do.

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