Things to do for November 17, 2011
Bond, the Blues and a Refined Take on Booty
The weekend is in the pocket of Big Weekday.
Bond’s Gun. James Bond’s Gun.
At this auction, you can pick up Connery/Bond’s Walther PPK .38, Ahhnold’s T2 prop head, an original Ronald McDonald costume, John Turturro’s Big Lebowski outfit, a bunch of Marilyn Monroe’s stuff and an Emmy. Acceptance speech is totally optional.
That USB Harmonica You Needed
A lesser person might be compelled to ask why anyone would require a harmonica USB drive. Not you. Here it is, complete with 4GB of storage and video lessons. That laptop-sleeve banjo you’ve been hoping for can’t be far behind.
A Refined Perspective on Rear Ends
Diddy. You may have heard of him. He and some pals are making literary history with a trenchant, 248-page account of one of the most pressing issues of our time: the female rear end. Actually, it’s all pictures. Tastefully done pictures. Of butts.
The Best Mustache Comb Ever
Right about now, your rich Movember harvest is in need of some grooming. Or maybe you just know someone in need of a good mustache comb. Either way, this handsome, hand-carved wooden number is here for all upper lip requirements. Your ’stache deserves this.
Google + Pandora = ...
You’ve often thought to yourself, “They should have Pandora for other stuff.” Well, they do. It’s this new search engine, which uses the same voodoo as Siri to track down news and articles it thinks you’ll like. It may be the start of the robot apocalypse, but so what.