We’re bringing you the game-changing, sleep-optimizing device (and iPhone/iPad/iPod app) known as Lark Pro, which includes your own automated sleep coach. (House calls may cost extra.) Plus, we’re booking you a five-star evening in Manhattan’s only outdoor hotel room. Go ahead, bring a guest.
Things to do for July 28, 2011
This Weekend: Naughtiness, Surfing and Kazoos
The weekend: great taste... less filling.
Surfboards with a Little Off the Side
Your frontside waft: godly. Your backside reverse: sadly mortal. What all that means: we don’t know, either. Which reminds us: there’s this very limited (as in, there are four, total) run of handsome, asymmetrical boards from NYC’s Saturdays. For fixing that reverse—or merely hanging on your wall.
Your Pickle, in Potato Chip Form
You love your pickle guy. But his potato chips... nonexistent. But starting Monday, you can pick up chips of the Spicy Pickle and Garlic & Dill varieties from Detroit and Brooklyn pickling hero McClure’s. Yes, there’s such a thing as a pickling hero.
Making Your Tie Sound Awesome
Perhaps you have a tie made from cassette tape. Perhaps you were waiting until they made, say, a pocket square with the material. Your time has come—you can now get 20 yards of cassette fabric for any purpose you desire. Like upholstering your sofa with a Billy Ocean cassingle.
A Summer Camp Care Package, with Kazoo
Fact: it’s summer. Other fact: you don’t have a kazoo. But there’s one in this care package of old-school summer camp goodies—which also includes a joy buzzer, a whittling knife and a copy of the Army survival manual. Which you may need after practicing your kazoo.
40% Off Her Pleasure
The opportunity to meet all your romantic plaything needs comes but twice a year. Coincidentally, this is one of those times—a magical moment when you can grab, say, those candles that drip massage oil for a little less than the going rate. All good massages start with a candle.