Things to do for July 28, 2011

The Weekender

This Weekend: Naughtiness, Surfing and Kazoos

The weekend: great taste... less filling.

Surfboards with a Little Off the Side
ON BOARD

Surfboards with a Little Off the Side

Your frontside waft: godly. Your backside reverse: sadly mortal. What all that means: we don’t know, either. Which reminds us: there’s this very limited (as in, there are four, total) run of handsome, asymmetrical boards from NYC’s Saturdays. For fixing that reverse—or merely hanging on your wall.

Asymmetric Surfboards by Saturdays Surf NYC and Rick Malwitz, wax up here

Your Pickle, in Potato Chip Form
IN A PICKLE

Your Pickle, in Potato Chip Form

You love your pickle guy. But his potato chips... nonexistent. But starting Monday, you can pick up chips of the Spicy Pickle and Garlic & Dill varieties from Detroit and Brooklyn pickling hero McClure’s. Yes, there’s such a thing as a pickling hero.

Making Your Tie Sound Awesome
SOUND CHOICE

Making Your Tie Sound Awesome

Perhaps you have a tie made from cassette tape. Perhaps you were waiting until they made, say, a pocket square with the material. Your time has come—you can now get 20 yards of cassette fabric for any purpose you desire. Like upholstering your sofa with a Billy Ocean cassingle.

A Summer Camp Care Package, with Kazoo
CAMP VALUE

A Summer Camp Care Package, with Kazoo

Fact: it’s summer. Other fact: you don’t have a kazoo. But there’s one in this care package of old-school summer camp goodies—which also includes a joy buzzer, a whittling knife and a copy of the Army survival manual. Which you may need after practicing your kazoo.

40% Off Her Pleasure
SALE-ING

40% Off Her Pleasure

The opportunity to meet all your romantic plaything needs comes but twice a year. Coincidentally, this is one of those times—a magical moment when you can grab, say, those candles that drip massage oil for a little less than the going rate. All good massages start with a candle.

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