Things to do for March 03, 2011

The Weekender

Charlie Sheen, Exotic Spices and Go-to-Hell Pants

The weekend is hopped up on tiger’s blood.

Up to 50% Off at Bonobos
ONE LEG AT A TIME

Up to 50% Off at Bonobos

Now that it’s the season—or almost the season—for brightly colored pants, you may have some catching up to do. Here to help: Bonobos, hosting their semiannual sale with nearly every shade of go-to-hell pants, some as low as $50—or roughly 0.002% of a yacht.

Every Ingredient in the World, Online
SPICE WORLD

Every Ingredient in the World, Online

You’ve got a fearsome cast-iron pan, a mind-blowing paella recipe and a rapidly approaching dinner date. Now all you need is some food. This site tracks down ingredients from anywhere in the world—including those piquillo peppers you can’t find in the local grocer’s—presumably smuggled out of Sri Lanka in a false-bottomed suitcase.

Oh God, Charlie Sheen
TEAM SHEEN

Oh God, Charlie Sheen

As you may have noticed, Charlie Sheen has dropped some pretty priceless bon mots in between his busy schedule of Vatican assassinhood and nonstop winning. Now there’s a site cataloging them, one sentence at a time, beneath a frazzled headshot of the man himself. BYO tiger’s blood.

The WikiLeaks Online Store
KEEP IT LIKE A SECRET

The WikiLeaks Online Store

You’ve got two equally urgent needs: a spring sweatshirt and a way to support morally ambiguous Australians with unusual hair. The newly launched WikiLeaks apparel shop lets you do both, via tees, sweats and messenger bags screen printed with Orwell quotes. We’re reasonably sure they’ll keep your credit card info secret.

The Backscratcher Pen
SCRATCHING THE ITCH

The Backscratcher Pen

You’ve solved every problem in your life except one: the itch in the middle of your back that you can’t quite reach. And now, thanks to a certain telescoping pen/itch-scratcher, you’ll be able to achieve perfection. In retrospect, it was easier than you thought.

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