Things to do for January 20, 2011

The Weekender

Stripteasing Acrobats, Green Eggs and Gratis Gin

The weekend will not lose five in a row.

Thursday
Watching Acrobats at a Strip Club
POLE POSITION

Watching Acrobats at a Strip Club

We’re not going to question the origin of this collaboration. All we’re going to tell you is that tonight you’ll be able to catch three Cirque dancers doing their limber thing at famed Fort Lauderdale gentlemen’s club Solid Gold. You’re welcome.

Friday
Happy Hour-ing at db Bistro
SEVEN

Happy Hour-ing at db Bistro

Happy hours should be thirst-quenching, half-price and full of pork belly. Good news: you’ll find all of the above at Daniel Boulud’s downtown French temple, where cocktails and bar snacks go for $7. Our rec: a Blackberry Mojito, some Duck Rillete and Crispy Pork Belly for $21.

Saturday
Getting Funky in Wynwood
GARDEN PARTY

Getting Funky in Wynwood

Funky. Lyrical. Gin-soaked. You’ve been called all three. So you’ll want to head to the vast garden behind Wynwood Kitchen on Saturday, where you’ll find a party complete with live Afro-Cuban funk music, readings from Overtown poets and four hours of gin cocktails. BYO haiku.

Jan 22, 8pm-midnight, $25, 2550 NW 2nd Ave, RSVP here

The Enduring Magnificence of Free Wine
SIPPING

The Enduring Magnificence of Free Wine

You’ve always liked W Wine Bistro in the Design District for its laid-back vibe. Now they’re unveiling a new look and menu, and they’re kicking things off by giving you gratis wine when you order dinner. There will also be a DJ, but don’t let that distract you from your shrimp.

Sunday
Locavore Brunching at Sustain
EGG ON

Locavore Brunching at Sustain

Your favorite locavore hangout—okay, your only locavore hangout—launches brunch this weekend with dishes like Porchetta Hash and Green Eggs and Ham Pesto Pizza. And this weekend only, they’ll be throwing in a free Bloody Mary, which should help you get Tabasco sauced.

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