Things to do for December 09, 2010

The Weekender

Fried Cupcakes, Gratis Tequila and Farming

The weekend is like a Shake Weight for your soul.

Thursday
Rugged Tennessee Belts and Crunch
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Rugged Tennessee Belts and Crunch

Your everyday jeans need the proper everyday belt. Preferably handmade in a river... in Tennessee. Enter Cause and Effect, a line of such belts, in colors available exclusively through Perks for 40% off. And so you’ll still fit into that belt, we’re also getting you a gratis two weeks at Crunch.

A Sweets Truck with Fried Cupcakes
EGGNOG CHEESECAKE

A Sweets Truck with Fried Cupcakes

Now invading a street near you: Sugar Rush, a sweets truck ready to dish you baked goods like whoopie pies, eggnog cheesecake and cupcakes in flavors like gingerbread, chocolate sundae and maple bacon. Plus, you can get those cupcakes fried if you want. And you want.

Gratis Tequila and Guac at Tacontento
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Gratis Tequila and Guac at Tacontento

Starting today and occurring every Thursday, Tacontento will be sliding you gratis pours of tequila as well as complimentary snacks like guac, housemade chips and shrimp tacos. And if you want to continue your tequila odyssey, margaritas will be two-for-one.

Thursdays, 5-7pm, Tacontento, 715 N Lincoln Ln, 305-673-1552

Saturday
One More Wynwood Party. One More.
GREAT WALLS

One More Wynwood Party. One More.

We understand. You’re art-ed out. But we thought you should know that this Saturday, in accordance with Art Walk, there will be a funky outdoor garden called Wynwood Walls. Two reasons to go: murals by Shepard Fairey and $5 beers. Bring a date. Dates love art.

Sunday
Eating Dinner on a Farm
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Eating Dinner on a Farm

You’re not exactly Old MacDonald, but we thought an outdoor six-course meal on a farm might get your attention. The menu from Sugarcane chef Timon Balloo isn’t set yet, but all the vegetables will be plucked straight from the farm, and each course will be paired with organic wine. Go ahead, wear your overalls.

Dec 12, 5-9pm, $165.50, Paradise Farms, 19801 SW 320 St, Homestead,‪ 305-248-4181

Monday
Kidnapping Hipsters at Mokai
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Kidnapping Hipsters at Mokai

Here’s how this concept party works: every week, some prominent nightlife fixture gets held for ransom, and the crowd, naturally, must party all night in order to guarantee said fixture’s release. We know, it makes perfect sense. But it should be fairly raging, as it comes to you from the folks behind the now-defunct Bella Rose Black Sundays.

Mondays, 11pm-2am, no cost, Mokai, 325 23rd St, 305-531-5535

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