Things to do for July 08, 2010

The Weekender

Double Wine, Cheesy BLTs and a Huge Garage Sale

The weekend will explain everything at 9pm.

Thursday
Saturday
Weird Miami Opens
WEIRD GUIDANCE

Weird Miami Opens

If Miami’s regular Visitor Center isn’t quite strange enough for you, you might want to check out the fake one set up by art-world hucksters Bas Fisher Invitational tomorrow night. Called “Weird Miami,” it showcases... well, the weirder parts of Miami. More good news: they’ll also be doing Sunday bus tours starting July 18.

Jul 10, 7-10pm, no cost, Weird Miami, 180 NE 39th St, 305-879-6978

Monday
Bistro E Opens
BLT

Bistro E Opens

You’re always on the lookout for spots to hold your fiscally responsible power lunches, and come Monday you’ll have another. The Viceroy is launching a new wallet-friendly lunch service in the Eos space, with items as low as $5 and no more than $22. Try the $15 “bento” box, a three-courser with things like a grilled cheese BLT and key lime pie.

Opens Jul 12, 11am-4pm daily, Eos, 485 Brickell Ave, 305-503-0373, see the menu

Double Wine Card at Eno’s
DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE

Double Wine Card at Eno’s

We’ve just learned about a fantastic deal at Eno’s. On Monday and Tuesday nights, your wine cards for the enomatic machines count double—so $20 equals $40, $30 equals $60, all the way up to $50 equaling $100. Now if we could just get this to work at the ATM...

Mon-Tue, 5:30-10:30pm, Eno’s, 920 Lincoln Rd, 305-695-1119

Tuesday
Big Bounce and Florida Room Rejoice
TICKLING THE IVORIES

Big Bounce and Florida Room Rejoice

Tuesday nights usually find you tucked into a booth at the Delano’s subterranean lounge, sipping retro cocktails and absorbing the piano-rock/beat-box sounds of Big Bounce Collective. (Either that, or counseling Bosh and D-Wade.) This Tuesday, you can celebrate two years of this rugged nightlife partnership with a gratis toast of champagne.

Jul 13, 10pm-2am, no cost, Florida Room, 1685 Collins Ave, 305-674-6152

Wednesday
Absinthe Cocktails and Peruvian Fashion
SARTORIALIST

Absinthe Cocktails and Peruvian Fashion

Wednesday is just your typical night of absinthe cocktails and Peruvian menswear in a parking lot. We’ll explain: up on the seventh floor of the new Herzog & de Meuron structure, you’ll be able to inspect Peruvian fashion line .a different fur’s new collection (think charcoal blazers and pants) in one of the most beautiful garage sales ever conceived. Plus, there’ll be absinthe, which always helps.

Jul 14, 7-10pm, no cost, 1111 Lincoln Rd, 305-864-3434, ext 300, RSVP here

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