You aren’t about to serve your people any old hot dog. You’re going to serve them hot dogs from Coney Island’s 105-year-old Nathan’s Famous. Yes, you can have those delivered to you by the dozen for your beach bacchanal along with their famous crinkle cut fries. And no, you are not going to force anyone to eat them competitively with a glass of water. Water is forbidden from this party.
Things to do for August 26, 2021
Stone Crab, Burritos, And Other Beach Necessities. Delivered.
See you on the sand...
Beach Burritos. Beach Cake. Beach Booze. This Is About the Beach, BTW.
The Legendary Dogs
The Portable Tequila
The best part about margaritas: they're margaritas.
The worst part about margaritas: the splishing, the splashing, sploshing even, in trying to balance one while doing beachy things at the beach.
The solution: CAZADORES blanco-based margaritas. In cans.
Your mind: blown.
The Crab Claw
Wild caught stone crab claws. You like everything about those five words. Nearly as much as you’ll cherish the image of your guests arriving to the beach only to discover you’ve stuffed a cooler with 15 pounds of fresh claws from Santa Barbara Stone Crab Co. on ice. They’ll never even see it coming.
Rum Cocktail in a Can
Take a photo. This is historic. Because now you can drink real lime-and-soda cocktails with BACARDÍ Rum in cold cans on the beach. After they get delivered right to you. Someone needs to commemorate this great advancement in beach-drinking capability.
Burritos. Surfers swear by them. And L.A. swears by its Burritos La Palma, which come to you filled with Zacatecas-style beef birria in lauded handmade flour tortillas. All of which is to say, there’s absolutely nothing incoherent about enjoying great burritos on a beach. And we're offended you'd suggest that.
Great. You’re loaded up with cans of BACARDÍ ready-to-drink rum punches, margaritas, and mojitos. Now how in the hell are you going to convey this load onto the sand? We’re glad you asked. Because now we get to show you tough, wearable backpack coolers from The Ice Mule that fit both your ice and up to 36 cans. That’s why. Lest it wasn’t clear.
The Mini Desserts
Advantages to having a supply of Cake Monkey desserts delivered to you.
1) They’re miniature layered cakes in nostalgic flavors.
2) And also handheld and individually wrapped. Thus, hard to get sandy.
3) It’s called Cake Monkey. And that's cute. Duh.
4) You may “accidentally” over-order and have to finish off the surplus back home.