Your Perks: 1) A Mexican brunch of very excellent things like grilled octopus bacon rolls, mango margaritas and, of course, guac. 2) Tickets to Queen of the Night, the wildest dinner-and-a-show you’ll ever partake in. 3) A night of sex, paint, massages and champagne. You sly fox, you.
Anything less than the weekend is a felony.
40% Off Weekend Gear from Alex Mill
Bandana-print button-downs. Softer-than-soft jeans. These items have two things in common. 1) They cost not a lot of money at Alex Mill right now; 2) they’ll look pretty fantastic on you, if you do say so yourself.
Spaceballs on the Intrepid
You may know Spaceballs as 1987’s number-one Star Wars lampoon starring Mel Brooks, John Candy and Rick Moranis. You don’t know it as an outdoor big-screen extravaganza taking place on a giant naval ship. But tonight, you will...
Look Who’s Jazz Brunching Now
The new Tavern on the Green: say what you want, it’s got a hell of a view. And now you can add blueberry-pancake-fueled jazz brunches to the list. What, you’re not keeping a list of great things about Tavern on the Green?
Ping-Pong and Booze Pops at the Standard
They say your coordination gets a lot better after a few mugs of lager. Okay, maybe not. But that’s a lie you’ll tell yourself during the revived Monday pong tournaments at the Standard Biergarten. Expect booze pops, gingerbread trophies and Forrest Gump references.
What Else Is New
Mighty Quinn’s and Mast Bros’ New Digs
If you hate cows: Mighty Quinn’s (pictured) now has a second den of brisket-y
glory—this one’s on Greenwich Ave.
If you hate not having chocolate: They’re literally brewing it and putting it in soda at Mast Brothers’ new Williamsburg spot. Enjoy responsibly.