Don’t take this personally.
But we don’t want you here this weekend.
Get on out. Make any excuse. Fabricate a family member in labor. Get your death-faking consultant on the
And then head immediately here...
The Beach Club at Gurney’s Inn
, an oceanside expanse of dancing, spa-ing and obscenely fresh
seafood-ing, now open in Montauk.
If you could put the entire concept of the Hamptons in one spot, this would be it
. Your options are threefold: letting the ocean do its thing while you
do nothing; carousing with DJs from the continent; or consuming oysters and whole grilled fish caught on a
rod-and-reel nearby. (Hook-to-table, let’s call it.)
In the lounge area, you’re working with a South of France vibe—whitewashed deck chairs and bottles of
rosé (hey, that’s okay here) with the occasional oceanside massage. (Warning: this may lead to you
achieving total consciousness. Which is nice.)
The parties: several weekly soirees with electro DJs fresh from Europe. And this is the same place that
occasionally has a guy parachuting your champagne in
, where it’s then marched to you in a parade.
So yeah, they’re solid on the party thing.
Beach Club at Gurney’s Inn
290 Old Montauk Hwy
Montauk, NY 11954