There, there. You’ve been under a lot of stress lately.

But even if you haven’t, you’ll want to pretend you have.

Especially once you hear about Ciel Spa at Hyde Beach Kitchen + Cocktails, an oceanfront slice of serenity wherein you get massages and things and generally become a better person as a result. It’s open now in Hallandale Beach, and you may behold its many delights here.

Seems like there’s some sort of holiday coming up that might be best enjoyed with a special someone. And if you’re thinking this place might be a fit: yes.

It’s got a total of three treatment rooms. So it’s just you and maybe two other people. Maybe. Not a bad situation, really. Taking in the view of crashing ocean waves from a driftwood-and-nautical-rope-bedecked lounge. Then, contemplating the cyclical nature of life while enjoying some ceviche from the neighboring Hyde Beach.

But we’re getting ahead of ourselves. They’ve got a sauna that you’ll want to start off in. Followed by a massage that you can customize. Followed by more treatments in your private cabana that’ll be waiting on the sand outside.

Followed by you falling asleep and forgetting to eat ceviche.