The weekend would never do that to you.
Your Perks: 1) 39% off a supremely versatile wireless speaker that’s ideal for any shelf, desk or beach blanket. 2) 25% off the most comfortable leather shoes of all time. 3) A selection of top-grade whiskeys from around the world. Yes, that includes Scotland.
Tonight at the California Academy of Sciences’ evening party, you’ll find cocktails. You’ll find an Oscar-winning short film. You’ll find ping-pong tables. You’ll find an ’80s ping-pong movie starring Susan Sarandon and Amy Sedaris. You know. Typical science-museum stuff.
Thursday nights are now lobster nights at Café des Amis, and you know what that means—really good hot dogs. Either that or it means two pounds of grilled, pre-cracked Maine lobster served with sauce Louis, lobster-infused oil and garlic butter. Probably means the latter.
Disclaimer: this is totally implausible. Would never happen. Not in a million... Well, anyway, say you were out Friday night pretty late, drinking drinks and gesticulating emphatically to new friends. Then say you really wanted fried chicken a lot. San Francisco Fried Chicken Co. now exists. Just in case.
Say the first 23 hours of your day were just okay—but nothing, like, transcendent. Come 11pm, you’ve got 60 minutes to make some memories at Holy Water—they’re now doing a nightly hour of... something. Maybe an herby/mezcal-y bartender’s choice. Maybe beer magnums. You never know. Unless you’re there.
Groucho Marx once said he wouldn’t want to join any club that would have him for a member. He must’ve forgotten about cheese clubs. Every month, if you want, you can get three surprise cheeses from Mission Cheese—it’s a pound and a half total. And... no velvet ropes.
