Oh boy, Lars von Weekend is at it again.
Your Perks: 1) A one-month supply of brain-enhancing pills that might make you (even more) of a genius. 2) 30% off a trove of incredibly handsome watches from Italy. 3) A snow-globe-size wireless speaker that’s brilliantly simple to use. Just keep Perking...
After the famous IPA-pizza incident of 2011, no-last-name-necessary Tony now has a Sausage and Stout pizza encapsulating all that’s right with America—the crust is made with honey-malted Guinness, and on top there’s beer sausage and beer salt. There’s so much beauty in the world.
Last time you went to town on the egg-cheddar-thyme Biscuit Stack during a Sunday-brunch situation at the Corner Store, something profound suddenly hit you. Stackable biscuits might also be delicious on weekdays. Hey, so now the brunch menu happens a good six days a week. A really good six days.
On the off chance you’re not religiously watching Girls, Jemima Kirke plays Jessa—she’s, oh, the quietly tempestuous one. Anyway, she’s also a painter, and she likes to paint women who are often nude. She’ll be at her show’s opening, yet she’s probably tired of talking about Girls-related nudity. Ah, the profound juxtaposition...
Some days you devote to your life’s work. Some days you devote to corn dogs. Saturday you could surround yourself with 12 food trucks at the park—they’re all selling corn dogs, there’ll be a corn-dog-eating contest, and, if you want, you can take a juggling class. Why not.
If your Monday dinner plans lack a little competitive edge, reschedule for RN74. Eight bartenders will face off in a cocktail showdown—you’ll sample the goods, and eventually two finalists will pair drinks for your three-course dinner. Then you vote on a winner. No losers here, except seven bartenders.
