Ask not what the weekend can do for you...
Your Perks: 1) Two pairs of perfectly fitting jeans for $153. Keep what fits, return the rest for free. 2) A hoverboard-like device so you can live out all your Back to the Future Part II–related fantasies. Well, almost all. 3) A box full of sexy things. It’s okay to admit you want.
1) Make this site’s virtual woman assume the general size and shape of whomever you’re buying lingerie
for.
2) Answer a couple questions about what she’s like.
3) Let the T*Bar ponder this.
4) They’ll give you curated lingerie-set options to acquire for, say, her birthday. Or your birthday. Or
Tuesday.
If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “I wish early-’00s rap sensation Lil Jon would create an app involving a video keyboard featuring his floating head shouting some of his more renowned phrases and expressions, just for fun,” well... uh, here. Here that is.
Reasons to acquire this taco encyclopedia:
—You’re searching for a mind-blowing carnitas recipe.
—You want to exclusively serve stewed tacos from the Guadalajara region at your next themed BBQ.
—You want cartography involving tacos.
—It’s a taco encyclopedia.
In case you missed it: We’re not against buying handsome timepieces. But we’re also not against letting Fabnik help you put together your own with just some leather, waxed thread and a mechanical face. Because it’d be strange to be against that.
Oak Street
Bootmakers: Trail oxfords and loafers and penny loafers and you getting all of
those things at 25% off. Right this way.
J. Press York
Street: Hey, look, these guys are doing an up-to-85%-off thing through September 30. That’s
15% on, if you’re counting.
