The weekend needs the weekend to think about it.
Meet your Perks: 1) The world’s smallest earphones—used by the Secret Service and the FBI. 2) Damn handsome Swiss-made watches for 25% off. 3) An exclusive box of everything you need to make next-level s’mores. Think: espresso marshmallows. And then think about building a bonfire...
According to our calculations, you’re going to be consuming approximately... well, multiple beers this summer. Which means you’ll need a ceremoniously magnificent way to open said beers. Like, say, with this solid brass churchkey. It’s basically the Excalibur of churchkeys. And made in Brooklyn. Yeah, they say “churchkey” there.
Summer barbecue. You can almost taste it. Smell it. Feel it in your left ventricle. And now... read about it. Because two guys just went on a barbecue road trip odyssey from Texas to the Carolinas and turned that experience into 295 pages of cue-documenting brilliance. No idea why this isn’t scratch-and-sniff.
So many activities in Monte Carlo. Grand Prix racing. Betting the farm on red. And now, consuming famously delicious raw fish on a terrace with views of Italy, France and Monaco. You can thank the new Nobu Monte Carlo Pop-Up for that. And the fish who made it all possible.
Lingerie. You know how it works. Like clothes, only... less so. And this sale is similar to lingerie in that you’re paying. Only... less so. What we mean is: La Perla’s taking 40% off their finest slips, babydolls and geisha-style hosiery. Take this information and do right by it.
Long ago, a man named Johnny Cash wrote a Bible school essay. And a guy named Jimi played a guitar. Then some auctioneers put all of that and about 436 other pieces of legendary famousness online for you to bid on. Which pretty much brings us to right now.
