The weekend will see you next year.
Hey, here’s an extra $100 toward gift sets of top-shelf spirits and champagne—delivered. (It’s okay if you’re gifting yourself.) Also: take up to 75% off technologically advanced winter coats from Aether and 30% off a seriously nifty phone-charging tripod (with a really weird name).
You’re going to take pictures on Monday night. Pictures of champagne waterfalls and dance floors and naked people. Well, fake-naked people at least. Just run them through the Nudifier. You know... the Nudifier. It’s a new iPhone app that simulates pixilated nudity in your pictures. Here’s hoping you don’t need this.
And while we’re on the subject of naked people, here’s an online calendar full of them. It’s the new Skinny Dipping Report—that ever-faithful bastion of clothing-optional aquatics. In other words, it’s a 2013 calendar highlighting the world’s best skinny dipping spots. With pictures. Which is important.
Four days. That’s how much time you have to prepare for New Year’s Eve. Step 1: Download this app that takes the videos from your phone and turns them into 15-second music videos that you can reminisce upon over eggs benedict on January 1. Step 2: Actually, you’re done. That’ll do.
Pretty soon, you’ll be off to some ball droppery to get all 2013. And it’ll be great. One for the books. But you’ll be damned if you’re not showing up in an unnecessarily pointy and unnecessarily leathery party hat complete with grosgrain ribbon ties. Seriously. You’ll be damned.
We’d like to propose a toast. To your health. To your happiness. To your newfound ability to smell exactly like Red Rock Canyon. You see, some wilderness-y guys just made a bunch of soaps designed to smell like specific outdoor areas. Like Big Sur or wherever. So... enjoy smelling like that.
